monster mashing questions


  • ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
  • dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
  • nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
  • creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
  • godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
  • frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
  • the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
  • zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
  • mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
  • king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
  • alien: what is your strangest feature?
  • 50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
  • witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
  • cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
  • nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
  • mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
  • werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
  • freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
  • jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
  • golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
  • leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
  • sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
  • mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
  • robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

Flops on couch, scratches tummy, sighs peacefully, and relaxes.


deadeyeruski
Hallo, new leetle doktor!


xnotadoctor:

Thank you for the visit, Herr Sniper. Is there anything I can help you with, while you are here? 

"Nyet! I just come to see nice new leetle doktor! Come here for nice big hug!" Bosko chirped pleasantly, wrapping the shorter man in a hug.

http://madeleinethemedic.tumblr.com/post/100143746927/it-was-morning-and-someone-was-not-to-keen-on ↗


deadeyeruski
(☉_☉)


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

Kass looked up quickly “Vas? I vas changing from battle, I vas getting dressed vhen you barged in here, vas is zhat look for?”

"N-NOTHING, I VAS NOT LOOKING AT YOUS."

Sweats.

"Oh? So now you are saying I am nicht vorth looking at? Is zhat it hm?"

"N-Nyet! I love to looks at you! You are so beautiful and handsome and I loves leetle birth marks you has on butt!"

"Zhose are burns Bosko, bitte relax I am only teasing I am nicht upset you saw me naked, you are boyfriend ja? You see me naked qvuite a bit"

"Oh."

A pause. “Then I can does thees!”

He walks over and gives a handful of Kass’ bottom a little squeeze and a smooch.

Kass blushed at the squeeze, not used to being groped in such a manner yet, but smiled at the kiss.

"I vill never understand vas you see in zhis body, but I’m glad it makes you so happy"

"Oh Kass, I see so many things I am liking vith such body! For vun, it is being yours, so of course I love eet. For second, is very nice butt." He gave it another squeeze. "Ands three, l can holds all of yous all at vunce!" And with that he wrapped up a naked Kass in his arms.

He really saw nothing special with his backside, but it was nice to know that beyond the strange anon who stopped by on occasion Bosko liked it as well. “Do /not/ carry me out like zhis Bosko, you are zhe only person I vant to see me naked” he warned.

"I am not! I am just holding!" He huffed, leaning down and giving his neck a little, angry nibble.

snipingmedicine:

deadeyeruski:

snipingmedicine:

*Stomach growls loudly*

*sighs*

"Comrade! You are hungry?! Come, be go to kitchen!" Happily drags along.

"Why is it alvays Russians.." Let’s himself be dragged for once. At least this one isn’t a huge pain in his ass.

"Alvays you are so skinny! I vill feed you very much food! Vhat do you like? Loaf of meat? I love loaf of meat! Ve vill make loaf of meat for you!"

snipingmedicine:

*Stomach growls loudly*

*sighs*

"Comrade! You are hungry?! Come, be go to kitchen!" Happily drags along.


deadeyeruski
"Oh Come On You Look Cute."


faescafe:

deadeyeruski:

faescafe:

6. Thigh high boots and underwear.

"Bosko!" Blushes and covers her breasts. "Out of all the things you could have picked for me…"

"Do not be embarrassed, Fae!"

He puffed out his chest proudly, wearing a identical outfit. “If is looking good on me, is very good on you!”

"Why did I agree to this…ok we can wear this as long as we get so drunk I don’t remember anything…and or do the can can."

"Ah! That ve can do, Fae!" He chirped, happily taking one of the young woman’s hands and dragging her to the kitchen.


deadeyeruski
"Oh Come On You Look Cute."


faescafe:

6. Thigh high boots and underwear.

"Bosko!" Blushes and covers her breasts. "Out of all the things you could have picked for me…"

"Do not be embarrassed, Fae!"

He puffed out his chest proudly, wearing a identical outfit. “If is looking good on me, is very good on you!”


deadeyeruski
(☉_☉)


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

Kass looked up quickly “Vas? I vas changing from battle, I vas getting dressed vhen you barged in here, vas is zhat look for?”

"N-NOTHING, I VAS NOT LOOKING AT YOUS."

Sweats.

"Oh? So now you are saying I am nicht vorth looking at? Is zhat it hm?"

"N-Nyet! I love to looks at you! You are so beautiful and handsome and I loves leetle birth marks you has on butt!"

"Zhose are burns Bosko, bitte relax I am only teasing I am nicht upset you saw me naked, you are boyfriend ja? You see me naked qvuite a bit"

"Oh."

A pause. “Then I can does thees!”

He walks over and gives a handful of Kass’ bottom a little squeeze and a smooch.

Kass blushed at the squeeze, not used to being groped in such a manner yet, but smiled at the kiss.

"I vill never understand vas you see in zhis body, but I’m glad it makes you so happy"

"Oh Kass, I see so many things I am liking vith such body! For vun, it is being yours, so of course I love eet. For second, is very nice butt." He gave it another squeeze. "Ands three, l can holds all of yous all at vunce!" And with that he wrapped up a naked Kass in his arms.


deadeyeruski
(☉_☉)


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

Kass looked up quickly “Vas? I vas changing from battle, I vas getting dressed vhen you barged in here, vas is zhat look for?”

"N-NOTHING, I VAS NOT LOOKING AT YOUS."

Sweats.

"Oh? So now you are saying I am nicht vorth looking at? Is zhat it hm?"

"N-Nyet! I love to looks at you! You are so beautiful and handsome and I loves leetle birth marks you has on butt!"

"Zhose are burns Bosko, bitte relax I am only teasing I am nicht upset you saw me naked, you are boyfriend ja? You see me naked qvuite a bit"

"Oh."

A pause. “Then I can does thees!”

He walks over and gives a handful of Kass’ bottom a little squeeze and a smooch.


natemaitheson
(☉_☉)


"NATHANIELS." Glares.


deadeyeruski
(☉_☉)


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

Kass looked up quickly “Vas? I vas changing from battle, I vas getting dressed vhen you barged in here, vas is zhat look for?”

"N-NOTHING, I VAS NOT LOOKING AT YOUS."

Sweats.

"Oh? So now you are saying I am nicht vorth looking at? Is zhat it hm?"

"N-Nyet! I love to looks at you! You are so beautiful and handsome and I loves leetle birth marks you has on butt!"


deadeyeruski
(☉_☉)


redtroopno3825:

Kass looked up quickly “Vas? I vas changing from battle, I vas getting dressed vhen you barged in here, vas is zhat look for?”

"N-NOTHING, I VAS NOT LOOKING AT YOUS."

Sweats.


faescafe
(☉_☉)


faescafe:

deadeyeruski:

faescafe:

deadeyeruski:

faescafe:

deadeyeruski:

faescafe:

deadeyeruski:

"Vhy do you all continue to come to me vhen I do not have clothes on?" 

He grumbled quietly as he walked off, going to put on his clothes in the locker room. Was there no sanctuary for his naked self?!

To be fair… Sometimes you do just parade around naked

"Vell I do not appreciates being stared at like piece of meat! I am more than body, I am Bosko!" Storms off.

"No one was looking at you below the waist so you can just take your floppy Russian dick elsewhere!"

Freezes.

Glares at.

"I KNEW YOU VERE LOOKINGS AT."

"How could I not! It’s flopping around like a dying fish!"

Points at menacingly.

"I AM TELLING CHIBZ ON YOU."

"It’s not like I’m looking at it anymore than the rest of you! You’re whole damn body is in view! And what is Chibz gonna do? It’s not like I’m thinking ‘oh my stars and garters I wanna have sex with him on this floor right now!’" Gives him a what the hell his wrong with you look.

"YOU CALL EET DEAD FISH."

Glares at even more.