Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"

"Zat’s et!" Aime removed the paper anon mask, the disguise falling apart as he glared at Bosko "I zink we need to ‘ave a face to face talk Bosko Vallenski"

"Nyet, ve does not." Bosko says bluntly.

"I don’t make et a ‘abit to meddle in Kass’s business but ‘e iz a teammate Bosko and I won’t ‘ave you toying wiz ‘is emotions like zis" Aime replied.

"Am not doing anythings bad, does not know vhat you ams talkings about. But if ve ams talkings about relationship, vould hate to be telling Demoman Howvard about… Vell… You ams knowing."

"About what? Zat one affair wiz Nate zat ‘e only knows about?" Aime asked his arms crossed "Zis izn’t about /me/ Bosko, you’re lying to Kass about ‘ow you feel just to make ‘im feel better, et’s wrong and you know et"

"So ees keesing so many men." He leaned in, face suddenly serious. "Maybe you sleep vith so many men vhile he ees avay."

"I never did such a zing, I ‘ave been nozzing but faithful to ‘im since we got back togezzer" Aime answered leaning forward his face just as serious "I run my team az smoothly az I can, Kass may be a terrible person sometimes but ‘e iz ze best Medic we ‘ave and I will not let you break ‘im for good because you feel bad for ‘im"

"I vill love him just as he vants me too, do not meddle vith that or I vill tell Howvard everything in your closet. He vill not have hard time believing me, especially vhen big, lovable Bosko ees most honest man anyvun ever knows."

He glared at the spy. “It vould explain vhy you vant to be married, so that you vill make up for past few months spent cheating on him vith other men. So do not get in vay, you do not vant trouble. Kass and Bosko vill be in love, vith time.”

"You don’t scare me Bosko, I’ve known zis man for a lot longer zen you ‘ave I ‘ave seen ‘im attempt to tear out ‘is own Respawn chip wiz ‘is bare ‘ands, I ‘ave ‘eld ‘im when all ‘e can do iz scream at the voices in ‘is ‘ead" he said his voice stern his eyes staring into Bosko’s.

"I am giving you one last warning Bosko, tell ‘im ze truth, what ef you meet someone else? What ef you fall in love wiz anozzer person? Ze longer zis goes on ze more Kass will lower ‘is defenses and ef zat ‘appens and you ‘urt ‘im… I don’t zink zere will be any pieces of ‘is ‘eart left to pick up and put back togezzer"

"It vill not happen, I am his." Was all Bosko’s reply. "Go avay now, out of my face."

"Zis izn’t over Bosko, mind my words ef you break ‘is ‘eart I /will/ be back and you will see a side of me zat would make Sassy tremble" he said darkly turning and stepping away.

"I alvays sees you, stupid, you are in same base that Kass ees." Bosko called to the other.

Aime paused looking over at Bosko again “I promised I wouldn’t tell Bosko, don’t push your luck in ze matter, I don’t ‘ave to do much in zis just plant a seed of doubt in Kass’s ‘ead and zat iz all et’ll take”

"I can do same thing vith Howvard."


redtroopno3825
"Hello Bosko, I vanted to show you somezhing" he held out a notepad, revealing a rather well done sketch of Bosko's profile "I did it vhile you vere sleeping"


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Oh!"

Bosko leaned down to get a good look at the sketch, smiling. “My nose is not so big!” He laughed. “But vhy does you do vhen I am asleep? Do not like to vake me up to do?”

"You move around too much vhen you are avake" Kass explained "If I tried to get you to sit still you vould get bored" he added with a smile.

"Vould not! Can be very patient for!" He huffed, giving a childish pout of his lips, crossing his arms. "All you must to be doings vas asking! Bosko vill do vhatever you ams vantings to do!"

Kass chuckled “I know, I know mein liebe but I enjoy vatching you sleep, alzhough vhen I drew zhis you looked more vorried zhen peaceful, but sometimes you smile in your sleep”

"Vell… I have many bad dreams, much of time. Sometimes I am thinking back of time in camps… Time I lose family… I do not have many nice dreams. I try to think very happily, be very good, be around many nice people. Still, I am having night mares." He sighed softly, resting his head against the others.

"I know… I still haff nightmares too" he sighed putting his arms around Bosko combing a hand through his hair turning his head slightly to kiss his temple "You cannot alvays escape from zhe bad zhings in life"

"You has me now to protects you from bad things!" He interjected, smiling at the other’s affectionate gestures. "Vill make sure never ams bad things happening, you alvays has Bosko. You are knowing thees, da?"

"Ja, ja, I am knowing zhis qvuite vell" he answered "Und I vill make sure nozhing bad happens to you eizher mein liebling"

"Really? Vhat if I ams gettings ache in stomach and vant to throws up because I eats too many peeps?"

"Zhen I vill rub your belly und give you some medicine until you feel better" Kass assured him.

"Vhat if I am possessed by destructive unexplained, dangerous yet omnipotent force?"


Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"

"Zat’s et!" Aime removed the paper anon mask, the disguise falling apart as he glared at Bosko "I zink we need to ‘ave a face to face talk Bosko Vallenski"

"Nyet, ve does not." Bosko says bluntly.

"I don’t make et a ‘abit to meddle in Kass’s business but ‘e iz a teammate Bosko and I won’t ‘ave you toying wiz ‘is emotions like zis" Aime replied.

"Am not doing anythings bad, does not know vhat you ams talkings about. But if ve ams talkings about relationship, vould hate to be telling Demoman Howvard about… Vell… You ams knowing."

"About what? Zat one affair wiz Nate zat ‘e only knows about?" Aime asked his arms crossed "Zis izn’t about /me/ Bosko, you’re lying to Kass about ‘ow you feel just to make ‘im feel better, et’s wrong and you know et"

"So ees keesing so many men." He leaned in, face suddenly serious. "Maybe you sleep vith so many men vhile he ees avay."

"I never did such a zing, I ‘ave been nozzing but faithful to ‘im since we got back togezzer" Aime answered leaning forward his face just as serious "I run my team az smoothly az I can, Kass may be a terrible person sometimes but ‘e iz ze best Medic we ‘ave and I will not let you break ‘im for good because you feel bad for ‘im"

"I vill love him just as he vants me too, do not meddle vith that or I vill tell Howvard everything in your closet. He vill not have hard time believing me, especially vhen big, lovable Bosko ees most honest man anyvun ever knows."

He glared at the spy. “It vould explain vhy you vant to be married, so that you vill make up for past few months spent cheating on him vith other men. So do not get in vay, you do not vant trouble. Kass and Bosko vill be in love, vith time.”

"You don’t scare me Bosko, I’ve known zis man for a lot longer zen you ‘ave I ‘ave seen ‘im attempt to tear out ‘is own Respawn chip wiz ‘is bare ‘ands, I ‘ave ‘eld ‘im when all ‘e can do iz scream at the voices in ‘is ‘ead" he said his voice stern his eyes staring into Bosko’s.

"I am giving you one last warning Bosko, tell ‘im ze truth, what ef you meet someone else? What ef you fall in love wiz anozzer person? Ze longer zis goes on ze more Kass will lower ‘is defenses and ef zat ‘appens and you ‘urt ‘im… I don’t zink zere will be any pieces of ‘is ‘eart left to pick up and put back togezzer"

"It vill not happen, I am his." Was all Bosko’s reply. "Go avay now, out of my face."

"Zis izn’t over Bosko, mind my words ef you break ‘is ‘eart I /will/ be back and you will see a side of me zat would make Sassy tremble" he said darkly turning and stepping away.

"I alvays sees you, stupid, you are in same base that Kass ees." Bosko called to the other.


redtroopno3825
"Hello Bosko, I vanted to show you somezhing" he held out a notepad, revealing a rather well done sketch of Bosko's profile "I did it vhile you vere sleeping"


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Oh!"

Bosko leaned down to get a good look at the sketch, smiling. “My nose is not so big!” He laughed. “But vhy does you do vhen I am asleep? Do not like to vake me up to do?”

"You move around too much vhen you are avake" Kass explained "If I tried to get you to sit still you vould get bored" he added with a smile.

"Vould not! Can be very patient for!" He huffed, giving a childish pout of his lips, crossing his arms. "All you must to be doings vas asking! Bosko vill do vhatever you ams vantings to do!"

Kass chuckled “I know, I know mein liebe but I enjoy vatching you sleep, alzhough vhen I drew zhis you looked more vorried zhen peaceful, but sometimes you smile in your sleep”

"Vell… I have many bad dreams, much of time. Sometimes I am thinking back of time in camps… Time I lose family… I do not have many nice dreams. I try to think very happily, be very good, be around many nice people. Still, I am having night mares." He sighed softly, resting his head against the others.

"I know… I still haff nightmares too" he sighed putting his arms around Bosko combing a hand through his hair turning his head slightly to kiss his temple "You cannot alvays escape from zhe bad zhings in life"

"You has me now to protects you from bad things!" He interjected, smiling at the other’s affectionate gestures. "Vill make sure never ams bad things happening, you alvays has Bosko. You are knowing thees, da?"

"Ja, ja, I am knowing zhis qvuite vell" he answered "Und I vill make sure nozhing bad happens to you eizher mein liebling"

"Really? Vhat if I ams gettings ache in stomach and vant to throws up because I eats too many peeps?"


Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"

"Zat’s et!" Aime removed the paper anon mask, the disguise falling apart as he glared at Bosko "I zink we need to ‘ave a face to face talk Bosko Vallenski"

"Nyet, ve does not." Bosko says bluntly.

"I don’t make et a ‘abit to meddle in Kass’s business but ‘e iz a teammate Bosko and I won’t ‘ave you toying wiz ‘is emotions like zis" Aime replied.

"Am not doing anythings bad, does not know vhat you ams talkings about. But if ve ams talkings about relationship, vould hate to be telling Demoman Howvard about… Vell… You ams knowing."

"About what? Zat one affair wiz Nate zat ‘e only knows about?" Aime asked his arms crossed "Zis izn’t about /me/ Bosko, you’re lying to Kass about ‘ow you feel just to make ‘im feel better, et’s wrong and you know et"

"So ees keesing so many men." He leaned in, face suddenly serious. "Maybe you sleep vith so many men vhile he ees avay."

"I never did such a zing, I ‘ave been nozzing but faithful to ‘im since we got back togezzer" Aime answered leaning forward his face just as serious "I run my team az smoothly az I can, Kass may be a terrible person sometimes but ‘e iz ze best Medic we ‘ave and I will not let you break ‘im for good because you feel bad for ‘im"

"I vill love him just as he vants me too, do not meddle vith that or I vill tell Howvard everything in your closet. He vill not have hard time believing me, especially vhen big, lovable Bosko ees most honest man anyvun ever knows."

He glared at the spy. “It vould explain vhy you vant to be married, so that you vill make up for past few months spent cheating on him vith other men. So do not get in vay, you do not vant trouble. Kass and Bosko vill be in love, vith time.”

"You don’t scare me Bosko, I’ve known zis man for a lot longer zen you ‘ave I ‘ave seen ‘im attempt to tear out ‘is own Respawn chip wiz ‘is bare ‘ands, I ‘ave ‘eld ‘im when all ‘e can do iz scream at the voices in ‘is ‘ead" he said his voice stern his eyes staring into Bosko’s.

"I am giving you one last warning Bosko, tell ‘im ze truth, what ef you meet someone else? What ef you fall in love wiz anozzer person? Ze longer zis goes on ze more Kass will lower ‘is defenses and ef zat ‘appens and you ‘urt ‘im… I don’t zink zere will be any pieces of ‘is ‘eart left to pick up and put back togezzer"

"It vill not happen, I am his." Was all Bosko’s reply. "Go avay now, out of my face."


deadeyeruski
Glares at Sergej through his window wearing a peep hat.


albanianheavy:

*sniff, sniff*

I smell a Peep.

*squints, looking in all directions*

Bosko breathes on the glass and writes out the word ‘Peeps’ with his finger.

Lightning strikes.

Bosko is gone.


Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"

"Zat’s et!" Aime removed the paper anon mask, the disguise falling apart as he glared at Bosko "I zink we need to ‘ave a face to face talk Bosko Vallenski"

"Nyet, ve does not." Bosko says bluntly.

"I don’t make et a ‘abit to meddle in Kass’s business but ‘e iz a teammate Bosko and I won’t ‘ave you toying wiz ‘is emotions like zis" Aime replied.

"Am not doing anythings bad, does not know vhat you ams talkings about. But if ve ams talkings about relationship, vould hate to be telling Demoman Howvard about… Vell… You ams knowing."

"About what? Zat one affair wiz Nate zat ‘e only knows about?" Aime asked his arms crossed "Zis izn’t about /me/ Bosko, you’re lying to Kass about ‘ow you feel just to make ‘im feel better, et’s wrong and you know et"

"So ees keesing so many men." He leaned in, face suddenly serious. "Maybe you sleep vith so many men vhile he ees avay."

"I never did such a zing, I ‘ave been nozzing but faithful to ‘im since we got back togezzer" Aime answered leaning forward his face just as serious "I run my team az smoothly az I can, Kass may be a terrible person sometimes but ‘e iz ze best Medic we ‘ave and I will not let you break ‘im for good because you feel bad for ‘im"

"I vill love him just as he vants me too, do not meddle vith that or I vill tell Howvard everything in your closet. He vill not have hard time believing me, especially vhen big, lovable Bosko ees most honest man anyvun ever knows."

He glared at the spy. “It vould explain vhy you vant to be married, so that you vill make up for past few months spent cheating on him vith other men. So do not get in vay, you do not vant trouble. Kass and Bosko vill be in love, vith time.”


Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"

"Zat’s et!" Aime removed the paper anon mask, the disguise falling apart as he glared at Bosko "I zink we need to ‘ave a face to face talk Bosko Vallenski"

"Nyet, ve does not." Bosko says bluntly.

"I don’t make et a ‘abit to meddle in Kass’s business but ‘e iz a teammate Bosko and I won’t ‘ave you toying wiz ‘is emotions like zis" Aime replied.

"Am not doing anythings bad, does not know vhat you ams talkings about. But if ve ams talkings about relationship, vould hate to be telling Demoman Howvard about… Vell… You ams knowing."

"About what? Zat one affair wiz Nate zat ‘e only knows about?" Aime asked his arms crossed "Zis izn’t about /me/ Bosko, you’re lying to Kass about ‘ow you feel just to make ‘im feel better, et’s wrong and you know et"

"So ees keesing so many men." He leaned in, face suddenly serious. "Maybe you sleep vith so many men vhile he ees avay."


Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"

"Zat’s et!" Aime removed the paper anon mask, the disguise falling apart as he glared at Bosko "I zink we need to ‘ave a face to face talk Bosko Vallenski"

"Nyet, ve does not." Bosko says bluntly.

"I don’t make et a ‘abit to meddle in Kass’s business but ‘e iz a teammate Bosko and I won’t ‘ave you toying wiz ‘is emotions like zis" Aime replied.

"Am not doing anythings bad, does not know vhat you ams talkings about. But if ve ams talkings about relationship, vould hate to be telling Demoman Howvard about… Vell… You ams knowing."


Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"

"Zat’s et!" Aime removed the paper anon mask, the disguise falling apart as he glared at Bosko "I zink we need to ‘ave a face to face talk Bosko Vallenski"

"Nyet, ve does not." Bosko says bluntly.

Pfft Bosko suddenly finds all his peeps burnt to a crisp and Kass silently hiding the evidence))


redtroopno3825
"Hello Bosko, I vanted to show you somezhing" he held out a notepad, revealing a rather well done sketch of Bosko's profile "I did it vhile you vere sleeping"


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Oh!"

Bosko leaned down to get a good look at the sketch, smiling. “My nose is not so big!” He laughed. “But vhy does you do vhen I am asleep? Do not like to vake me up to do?”

"You move around too much vhen you are avake" Kass explained "If I tried to get you to sit still you vould get bored" he added with a smile.

"Vould not! Can be very patient for!" He huffed, giving a childish pout of his lips, crossing his arms. "All you must to be doings vas asking! Bosko vill do vhatever you ams vantings to do!"

Kass chuckled “I know, I know mein liebe but I enjoy vatching you sleep, alzhough vhen I drew zhis you looked more vorried zhen peaceful, but sometimes you smile in your sleep”

"Vell… I have many bad dreams, much of time. Sometimes I am thinking back of time in camps… Time I lose family… I do not have many nice dreams. I try to think very happily, be very good, be around many nice people. Still, I am having night mares." He sighed softly, resting his head against the others.

"I know… I still haff nightmares too" he sighed putting his arms around Bosko combing a hand through his hair turning his head slightly to kiss his temple "You cannot alvays escape from zhe bad zhings in life"

"You has me now to protects you from bad things!" He interjected, smiling at the other’s affectionate gestures. "Vill make sure never ams bad things happening, you alvays has Bosko. You are knowing thees, da?"


Anonymous
Fine... be that way, maybe I'll go bother Kass instead, ask him what he thinks of friends who lie to friends to give them some false happiness


"Blah blah blah! Looks at me! I ams big dumbs guy who doesnts like love!"


Anonymous
Now you're just being childish


"Now you’re ams just being childish."


redtroopno3825
"Hello Bosko, I vanted to show you somezhing" he held out a notepad, revealing a rather well done sketch of Bosko's profile "I did it vhile you vere sleeping"


redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

redtroopno3825:

deadeyeruski:

"Oh!"

Bosko leaned down to get a good look at the sketch, smiling. “My nose is not so big!” He laughed. “But vhy does you do vhen I am asleep? Do not like to vake me up to do?”

"You move around too much vhen you are avake" Kass explained "If I tried to get you to sit still you vould get bored" he added with a smile.

"Vould not! Can be very patient for!" He huffed, giving a childish pout of his lips, crossing his arms. "All you must to be doings vas asking! Bosko vill do vhatever you ams vantings to do!"

Kass chuckled “I know, I know mein liebe but I enjoy vatching you sleep, alzhough vhen I drew zhis you looked more vorried zhen peaceful, but sometimes you smile in your sleep”

"Vell… I have many bad dreams, much of time. Sometimes I am thinking back of time in camps… Time I lose family… I do not have many nice dreams. I try to think very happily, be very good, be around many nice people. Still, I am having night mares." He sighed softly, resting his head against the others.